This is how... (A How-to guide to talking on the phone)

First, of course, you pick up the phone.
Then you push a lot of buttons (or not).
Then you hold it to your ear (see illustration above).
Then you talk a lot.
Then you push more buttons randomly.

When you're tired of talking, throw the phone on the floor. Someone'll come along eventually to pick it up.

If you have questions or comments, please call Connor. .. his phone number is a random dialing of numbers.