The Koch Family: July 2007

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

In my swing, I can do so many things! I like Summer. I do all kinds of things.

Sometimes Mommy and Daddy take me outside and we run around the yard. It's fun.
And sometimes, they take me to the park. Not sure what I'm supposed to do there, but they think it's pretty fun... (That slide thing, though... that's a little scary.)
Yeah, and I found a new favorite game! It's called "move the rock!" See, you pick up a rock and you throw it in the yard. There's lots of rocks by the house, so this is an ever-lasting game of great fun!

Guess What!

Yup. I'm one, now. See? Balloon proves it.

Wow... how does this work?!

This is one of those tricky things, but Grandpa Boldon taught me... See, you put the ball in the thing, and it rolls down... if you pick it up before it reaches the bottom, you WIN! Man, I beat Grandpa SO many times! He kept waiting 'till it rolled all the way down. Silly Grandpa!

How To (The How-to Guide to Opening Doors)

Press buttons.
Push handle.
Look through door.
If you see anyone yell and close door.
If you don't see anyone, crawl through doorway.
Press more buttons.
If anyone approaches you during this process, yell, explain in jibberish what you're doing, and go through door, closing it firmly on their faces.

(Note: It's important that this method also works on bedroom doors.)

This is how... (A How-to guide to talking on the phone)

First, of course, you pick up the phone.
Then you push a lot of buttons (or not).
Then you hold it to your ear (see illustration above).
Then you talk a lot.
Then you push more buttons randomly.

When you're tired of talking, throw the phone on the floor. Someone'll come along eventually to pick it up.

If you have questions or comments, please call Connor. .. his phone number is a random dialing of numbers.